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Vicky asked:

Examples:
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It’s so bad that I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked
“Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.

The economy is so bad that McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad that a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking
into Mexico.

The economy is so bad that **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad that Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad that the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

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