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littlblueyes asked:

> The
> economy is so bad… that I got a pre-declined credit card
> in the mail.
>
> The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at
> McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked,
> “Can you afford fries with that?”
>
> The economy is so bad… that CEOs are now playing
> miniature golf.
>
> The economy is so bad… if the bank returns your
> check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them
> and ask if they meant you or them
>
> The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox
> stocks are trading higher than GM.
>
> The economy is so bad… McDonald’s is selling
> the 1/4 ouncer.
>
> The economy is so bad… parents in Beverly Hills
> fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
>
>
> The economy is so bad…. **** Cheney took his
> stockbroker hunting.
>
> The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave
> the light on anymore.
>
> The economy is so
> bad… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
> Mexico !!

shocking