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September 5, 2011

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did you know the US economy was this bad?

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littlblueyes asked:


> The
> economy is so bad… that I got a pre-declined credit card
> in the mail.
>
> The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at
> McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked,
> “Can you afford fries with that?”
>
> The economy is so bad… that CEOs are now playing
> miniature golf.
>
> The economy is so bad… if the bank returns your
> check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them
> and ask if they meant you or them
>
> The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox
> stocks are trading higher than GM.
>
> The economy is so bad… McDonald’s is selling
> the 1/4 ouncer.
>
> The economy is so bad… parents in Beverly Hills
> fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
>
>
> The economy is so bad…. **** Cheney took his
> stockbroker hunting.
>
> The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave
> the light on anymore.
>
> The economy is so
> bad… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
> Mexico !!

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August 31, 2011

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Did you know the economy was this bad?

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 8:01 pm
1776 – 2008 R.I.P. asked:


The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad… that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad… if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad… McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad… parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad… **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad… the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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August 28, 2011

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What are MORE funny punchlines to the Joke: “The economy is so bad that.” ?

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Vicky asked:


Examples:
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It’s so bad that I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked
“Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.

The economy is so bad that McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad that a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking
into Mexico.

The economy is so bad that **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad that Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad that the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

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August 27, 2011

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how did the bad economy affected you?

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Johnee asked:


The economy is so bad that….

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked
“Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
Learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking
Into Mexico .

The economy is so bad **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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The Economy: How Bad is it?

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Nurse Susie ♥ hugs asked:


The economy is so bad… That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad… If the bank returns your check marked”Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them..

The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad… A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico

The economy is so bad… **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad… The Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen

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August 23, 2011

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Gold Price At $15000 Per Ounce

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9999GOLDcouk asked:


www.9999gold.co.uk Gold price will be at $15000 per ounce soon. == Many holders of gold store it in form of bullion coins or bars as a hedge against inflation or other economic disruptions. However, some economists do not believe gold serves as a hedge against inflation or currency depreciation.[10] The ISO 4217 currency code of gold is XAU. Modern bullion coins for investment or collector purposes do not require good mechanical wear properties; they are typically fine gold at 24k, although the American Gold Eagle, the British gold sovereign, and the South African Krugerrand continue to be minted in 22k metal in historical tradition. The special issue Canadian Gold Maple Leaf coin contains the highest purity gold of any bullion coin, at 99.999% or .99999 finess, while the popular issue Canadian Gold Maple Leaf coin has a purity of 99.99%. Several other 99.99% pure gold coins are available. The Australian Gold Kangaroos was first coined in 1986 as the Australian Gold Nugget. Its kangaroo theme appeared in 1989. In addition, there are several coins of the Australian Lunar Calendar series, and the Austrian Philharmonic. In 2006, the United States Mint began production of the American Buffalo gold bullion coin with a purity of 9999%.

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August 22, 2011

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Gold Price Per Ounce Hits $1600 Due to US Debt Ceiling – Could it go to $2400?

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regalassets asked:


www.RegalGoldCoins.com Buy Gold – 1-877-962-1133 Price of Gold history is made as gold prices hit $1600 on July 18th 2011 off of US Debt ceiling and global financial concerns. 1 oz of gold traded at $835 January 1980 which is the equivalent of $2400 today. Countries such as Dubai are embracing gold and even installing gold ATM machines so individuals can purchase physical gold bullion coins and buy gold bars. As of June 29, 2011, the Total Public Debt Outstanding of the United States of America was $14.46 trillion http Buy Gold – 1-877-962-1133

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Shockwave flash crash on youtube & computer restarts itself?

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Anon Sav asked:


Whenever I watch a Youtube video, sometimes it crashes on Chrome and I get the message shockwave flash plugin is unresponsive. This happens mostly when I watch something full screen and in 720 or 1080p. Sometimes, when I’m watching the youtube video, my computer just restarts itself. This happens on chrome AND explorer (never tried it on firefox).

How to fix?

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August 21, 2011

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James Turk’s presentation on the gold price and the US dollar

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GoldMoneyNews asked:


James Turk of the GoldMoney Foundation speaks about currency devaluation and the rising gold price. How the gold price is rising against all major currencies and monetary policy is political, having abandoned all pretence of seeking monetary stability. He warns of the dangers of a hyperinflationary crisis. James also explains why gold should be considered money and not an investment. He also talks of the coming dollar collapse and the waterfall decline in the dollar, especially since Ben Bernanke’s words on QE. He talks of different examples of hyperinflation from paper money hyperinflation in Weimar Germany to deposit currency hyperinflation in Argentina. The presentation was held on 29 April 2011 in Munich, Germany.

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August 20, 2011

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Why is the Government not clamping down on High Frequency trading?

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George asked:


Why would ordinary investors and people get back into a market that is right now just propped up to steal from fools and people who know nothing about investing or cannot keep up with the day traders and High Frequency traders?
Basicaly brokerage house and individual traders are making quick cash but how are we going to get ordinary people and the masses to start investing in Good American and Canadian companies?

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