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The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad… that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad… if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad… McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad… parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad… **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad… the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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I have $6,000 in daytrading commision fees, I have not elected the MTM election yet so are these fees still deductable?

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It’s so bad that I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked
“Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.

The economy is so bad that McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad that a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking
into Mexico.

The economy is so bad that **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad that Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad that the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

new site

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked
“Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
Learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking
Into Mexico .

The economy is so bad **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

new site